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On newgrounds I expect one of two things, utter crap, or something thats funny, however once in a while I get comedy, wit, and intelligence, you sir have made true art. This is one of the single most witty and brilliant videos I've seen on newgrounds in quite some time, wherever your working at is truely blessed, and if no one has picked you up as a writer yet, then they are truely the dumbest people on the planet. Great artwork, in fact, AMAZING artwork, great voices, hilarious contrasts to the beloved graphic novel, and just to many great aspects for words, theres nothing that could make this better and for that I say kudos!
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I personally love the Coca-Cola commericals with Santa, and think they're always cute, original, and nostalgic, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the brutal truth of this video, that Santa is whored out to sell a product. It's a great video, I think the creepy noises and very bizarre art style only adds to the videos appeal as it creates a great sense of how Santa has been twisted by companies all in order to sell a product, and if you think this video is far from the truth, I'd suggest you check out the commericals where Santa has shaved his beard and become a DJ all to sell a cellphone, no joke. Anyways, great video, very truthful and funny, kudos!
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The best part about this video was how true to the SSB games it is, the knee is always an underrated epic move. Also great choice on not having Captain Falcon talk, I think it built up some great suspense as to which of many jokes you could have used. Loved how the video looked, good sound quality, short and to the point joke, and very funny, great work, and kudos.
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Wow, what a truely funny and riveting cartoon. I love how Santa's drawn and just how hunched and disgusting he looks compared to the clean and shiny Santa we all know and love. Great look and feel to the video, the sound quality was a little odd sounding, not sure why, might be something on my end though. Loved the sincerity in Santa's voice and the counter at the end. I think the best part is while I did see the bomb coming, I still laughed pretty hard when it happened, great work, big kudos, and merry F@#KING CHRISTMAS!!!
Author's Response:
Thanks man. The audio is on my end. I altered the pitch of Santa's voice and it crackles in a spot or two. Also after that I had to compress it to get it on Newgrounds.
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I liked this a lot, very funny and sarcastic regarding how apples commericals pretend to be original yet their generic and generally stereotype who they are selling to. Liked the voice work, perfect voices, not to loud as to blow my speakers, cute animation, as you said simple is often better depending upon the project. Loved the ending as we all have that one number we've been meaning to delete, great work, kudos!
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Made funny, thats all I have to say about this. Great animation, good sound quality, and the plot, once again, simply real life made funny, thanks for this nice pick me up of the day! Kudos!
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What a hilarious video! This is truely the funniest christmas video I've seen in awhile, very anti-christmas, great mockery of past christmas tales, and a hilarious and bittersweet ending with the words "Merry Christmas" just to give the viewer a big old middle finger. Great video, hilarious animation style, sound is a little poor but thats just because the voices were unintelligable, but the subtitles made up for that, so great work. Kudos.
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I have nothing to say regarding this video other then amazing, this is literally me and my good buddy everytime we hang out, except our imagination can't make special effects that hilarious. Big kudos and can't wait to see more from ya!
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Feels like awhile since I've seen a new Egoraptor video, and once again you don't fail to disappoint! The game is so perfectly summed up, and the ending is simply out of control hilarious. Favorite part by far was the wife joke, a touch of humanity in an otherwise mindless game, big kudos and can't wait to see what you do next!
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What it lacked in background music it easily made up for with hilarity, couldn't get enough of the cheesy cliche teenager, and loved the animation style. Great twilight zone type ending and wonderful joke with the boyfriend at the end. Only suggestions would be a little more music because the animation seemed to drag, but it was necessary to make this animation as great as it could be! Also loved the fake band, hilarious joke on modern music, kudos!
Author's Response:
Heheh thanks. Most of the BG music was given to me to incorporate as part of the competition for which this Flash was made. Episode 2 will have more music made by the CamPanulas and other musicians rather than just something walloped out by one of the judges and his younger bro! :D
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